My Dogs

Now unlike most people who live in the city us country people like to have a lot of dogs. Personally, I have 4 dogs. I bet you couldn't even stand to live with four dogs in the city. They would probably pee all over your carpet. Unless you had a chiwawa. You could probably just shove him or her in you purse or wallet and only let him appear when you feel like showing off. I will talk about 3 of my 4 dogs in this post only because the other dog is a dog I don't have a picture of!

The first dog that I am going to talk about is the all famous Dinah. Dinah the Great Dane mix is also part Lab. This dog gets on my last freaking nerve! She has woken me up, cut me open, and made me run at least 6 miles. But I forgive her because she is so cute. I am a guy but it is all right to call a dog cute. That was not a question. I love this dog and all but she needs to stop taking crack! This picture is an actual picture of my dog. She is about 3-5 months old and she already almost weighs more than me. At a steady weight of 80 pounds my jumbo puppy is not in fact from McDonald's. She has jumbo everything! It's like we ordered her from the Triassic period! I swear to Go, this dog is on crack and she is having side effects that make her grow an extra 100 pounds ... EVERY DAY! She chases our goats, chickens, cats, and other dogs. I love her and all but she needs to calm down.


she loves to wrestle. Jessie is a one of a kind mix. You don't find a dog like this anywhere elseNow Jessie is a different story. She is a nice laid back kind of dog. She loves to sit with you and but here, I swear. Earlier in her life she got attacked by two German Shepards that are also from the Triassic. She escaped but she has actually gained experience from that day. I swear that she is the wiseest dog I ever got to hold. I hope she lasts for ever!




Now the last of our dogs. The almitey retard named Abbey. This dog is scared of everthing. Now she looks like a Jack Russel and all but she is a mix. I don't really have much more to say except for that she is a retard. Ehh, I love that dog anyway.