Retarded

You know what's retarded? Waiting in line, taking tests, school, and people who make fun of you. Would you like for all of this to disappear? Well I would, so how would you like to buy retardbegone the wonderful new product from TrJ Incorperated? Well it is pretty self-explanatory. You think of all of the retarded things in your life and then you pop the pill, sniff the joint, lick the tiger, eat...the......bear. Then they will all be gone if you're high. As Towelly says "You wanna get high?" Our highly trained professionals created this drug with their own hands, as you can see in the picture. Side affects mays be soreness to the everywhere, muscle enlargement
( These are not steroids.... we think ), constapation, no breathing, paralizim, infertility, and death. To all you 5 year olds out there, don't do this drug.................. until................ you are........6.

Thank you for listening and not running away.