Joke

Okay, there were two guys at a bar named Tom and Fred. Fred was tired of sitting at a bar all day so he stood up and told Tom he was going to get an education. So Fred walked over to the local university and went off to find the dean. After he had found the dean they figured out what classes he was taking.
" Okay you are taking English,Geometry,Logic, and Advanced Physics"said the dean
" What's Logic " asked Fred
" Let me give you an example."said the dean"do you have a weed eater?"
"Yes"
"So let me assume that you have a lawn and if you have a lawn you must have a house.''explained the dean
"Yes, that is correct."
"So if youhave a house you must have a family and if you have a family you probably have a wife and if you have a wife you are a heterosexual."
" Damn, you figured all that out by asking me if I had a weed eater?"
"Well you fig...''
"Thanks man!"
So the next day Fred went back to the bar to show off.
"So Fred what classes are you taking?"asked Tom
" I'm taking English, Geometry, Logic, and Advanced Physics." answered Fred
" What's Logic" asked Tom
" Let me give you an example, do you have a weed eater?"
"No"
" Then you're a queer!"