Work

Why does everyone hate work so much? I think it is because they ain't doing what they want. For example, I know a anonymous dude who really wants to be a Pro Baseball Player when he grows up. But the problem is that he can't even catch a ball. Nobody really wants to ruin his dream but he better not come to me sceaming in 30 years why he didn't have a back up plan. Dude it ain't my fault. That's what I would say right, but if he kept going nuts I would have to go kung foo on him. I don't know kung foo but I better learn if I want to keep my plan straight. I think there are tests that give you a career that you would be good at but lots of people don't because they think that they are on the right path.

Another example is if a man or woman wanted to be a surgeon but they had a twitchy right hand. Would I want a guy with a twitchy hand cutting me open with a scapal?
HELL NO I wouldn't want a man or woman cutting me open with a scapal! I'm just saying that my friends better not come sceaming at me when they figure out that they hate their job. I hope I don't go yelling at my friends. I really hope I don't.