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To all of my loyal readers.

Sucker Count?

Now I know every person in the world have had a Tootsie Pop or any other kind of Pop. Except for maybe the Hezbollah, they just like to shoot at things. The suckers would just end up dead all over everybody. Well anyway, there has been some really funny sucker commercials for tootsie. First the owl one, then the skeleton one, and finally the Godzilla one.

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop?"

No really, how many? Currently, I am eating one of those Green Apple Candy With A Caramel Center Sucker. That is what it says on the wrapper, no lie. Now those are pretty good but none of these hold up to the all-mighty power of Tootsie! I can't count my licks because I don't lick I suck. That is why they are called SUCKERS. If they wanted for you to lick them they would be called Lickers. Duh!? I just saying that it is impossible to get to the center without losing track. And when I loose track, I get pissed off. I'm totally serial.

Forza Motorsport

Now I know that most people out in the world have and most likely have never heard the words Forza Motorsport. What do these words mean you ask? Well it actually doesn't mean anything. It is the title for a video game. Systems these days keep getting better and better but I have an older system. Xbox is a great system for little kids all the way up to adults. Well obviously I have one if you've read my most recent post. I didn't get to get Madden 07 because EVERYONE TOOK ALL THE COPIES!!!!!!! But I did get to get Forza Motorsport and Ghost Recon 8..? I don't know whether or not to buy Forza Motorsport.? It is a great and fun game but $50 is a lot of money. O' well. I got it for a while.

Sunday Night Football

Today is Football Sunday! I love watching football but I sometimes only watch the Colts. That's not bad is it? I know that I am still playing baseball and all but playing and watching football is very fun. My dad gets so into it that sometimes he jumps up and down screaming for joy. Did anyone see the Steelers game? I saw it and it was a really close game until Joey Porter intercepted that pass from Daunte Culpepper. I personally, was dissapointed to see the Steelers win. I wanted the Dolphins to win only because I hate the STEELERS! Last year they knocked out the Colts in the playoffs. You should of seen my dad. It was a hell of a game, very exciting when Jerome Bettis fumbled but it didn't end up the way that we wanted it to.

Well I played my first school game (football) on Friday. We won by a total of 14 points. I don't know what came over me but I layed out three guys hard in that game. I think I actually broke a guys nose only because he was trying not to cry and he was bleeding. Eh, don't know, don't care. I played at starting fullback and safety for our team. I didn't get any flags but I did bat down a pass! Actually I did get a flag. Getting flags are over rated. I mean it is so freaking hard to grabone tiny little thing off a moving body. It would make much more since if we could tackle them all! But that's against the rules. Well pllpllplplp to them!

Going into town to get a movie and a game today. I'm going to rent Madden 07 for my Xbox. Hope it's good because I want to have a good day! I'm also getting Benchwarmers, hope that is good too!

The Game ( part 2 differential )

Tomorrow we have our first football game. Now I know everybody has some grudge about flag football. I do and it is that you don't get to smear anyone! I love smearing. Probably every person on this planet want to hurt one of the colleagues or friends. Not in a way that may severe their spinal cord that may send them to the emergency room where he or she will be put into a medically induced coma and they also might be on life support, but the way that shows them to appreciate who you are. You can't do this in flag football as I have learned in the past. In fact, I even got kicked out of 2 games. That, I did not deserve.

Well I start on defense and on offense. I play Fullback on offense and I get the ball a lot. Maybe even more than the Tailback. Our Tailback is this really fast black kid who can break your ankles in a few Milli-seconds. On defense, I am starting Free Safety. Me and Zoologist in Training both start at the Safety position. It is fun. That is all I can say.

The Dad

Everyday it seems like I do the same darn thing. I eat, sleep, watch t.v, go to school, and skateboard. In fact, I just got back from skateboarding today. I love skateboarding! But my dad doesn't. He doesn't care or think that I can take care of myself. Is your dad like that? That's right the dad. Is he like that or is your mom like that? Every family has a person who is way too overprotective.

Did You Hear?

Holy cow, I can't beleive my own ears. You probably won't even beleive what I am about to write. LeBron james of the Cleveland Cavaliers has been a great player for many many years. More like 2 or 3 years to be exact. Well anyway, he didn't die, but he did buy the Cavs! YES HE BOUGHT THE CAVALIERS!!!!! And then get this. I thought that this was a joke but it isn't! The insiders say that he traded himself to the Lakers and sold the team! You know he has got the money. Well the insiders are right. It hasn't been showed on Sportscenter yet just because nobody really knows yet. Well that's it. Isn't that crazy or what!!!!!!! Look at these guys already. Heck they get along great. They're have even hugged each other! Congrats to new teammates Kobe Bryant and Lebron James.

School

School is a pain. The teachers are strict and sometimes even act like your parents but some teachers can be nice. Tests. Exams. Whatever you want to call them are also always a pain. Now I know all of you readers have taken a test before and I also know how you feel when you ace the test or finish it knowing that you only missed one question. It is a great feeling but don't you think that you should be able to retake tests every once and a while? I don't normally bomb tests but when I do I am completely mortified. Some people love school and I am one of them. A's and B's are usually my grades on the report card but I have gotten a C in the past.

My parents were both math teachers for a high school that is only 30 minutes away from the turn off and they do know a lot of stuff but I hate that they help me. I don't know why I hate them when they help me but most of the time it turns into an ugly situation. Currently, I have a math grade of 88% out of 100. Duh. I should be doing better but I think it is partly because I sit in the very back. Don't blame me for this situation! She assigned us seats! I hate all forms of math but I do love to go to school and I plan on going to a University.

My Dogs

Now unlike most people who live in the city us country people like to have a lot of dogs. Personally, I have 4 dogs. I bet you couldn't even stand to live with four dogs in the city. They would probably pee all over your carpet. Unless you had a chiwawa. You could probably just shove him or her in you purse or wallet and only let him appear when you feel like showing off. I will talk about 3 of my 4 dogs in this post only because the other dog is a dog I don't have a picture of!

The first dog that I am going to talk about is the all famous Dinah. Dinah the Great Dane mix is also part Lab. This dog gets on my last freaking nerve! She has woken me up, cut me open, and made me run at least 6 miles. But I forgive her because she is so cute. I am a guy but it is all right to call a dog cute. That was not a question. I love this dog and all but she needs to stop taking crack! This picture is an actual picture of my dog. She is about 3-5 months old and she already almost weighs more than me. At a steady weight of 80 pounds my jumbo puppy is not in fact from McDonald's. She has jumbo everything! It's like we ordered her from the Triassic period! I swear to Go, this dog is on crack and she is having side effects that make her grow an extra 100 pounds ... EVERY DAY! She chases our goats, chickens, cats, and other dogs. I love her and all but she needs to calm down.


she loves to wrestle. Jessie is a one of a kind mix. You don't find a dog like this anywhere elseNow Jessie is a different story. She is a nice laid back kind of dog. She loves to sit with you and but here, I swear. Earlier in her life she got attacked by two German Shepards that are also from the Triassic. She escaped but she has actually gained experience from that day. I swear that she is the wiseest dog I ever got to hold. I hope she lasts for ever!




Now the last of our dogs. The almitey retard named Abbey. This dog is scared of everthing. Now she looks like a Jack Russel and all but she is a mix. I don't really have much more to say except for that she is a retard. Ehh, I love that dog anyway.

Jeff Corwin

Now eever since I was little I love to watch the man, Jeff Corwin, on T.v. He had a childrens show back then and every day after school I would come home and watch Zobomofoo and The Corwin Show. I loved to watch that so much! Even ask my mom in fact, she will tell you that one day after the show had ended I went up to her and said, "Mom, I love that guy". I just loved him.

Then, one day they cancelled his show and started showing some crap about babies. I wanted to kill Discovery! Ehh, I got over it and started watching shows about snakes, and gorillas and crud like that. Well they picked the show up again! About 3 to 4 years ago I turned on Animal planet and there was Jeff talking about frogs! I was so happy! Ahh I don't watch him as much as I did back then because I've literally seen every episode. I don't want Jeff to die like whats his face Irwin did.

WATCH OUT JEFF!!

Bike Rides

Me and my sisters love going on bike rides. In fact, we just went on one just now. We don't go to far but we do go about a mile. What we do is, we ride up to the local church and just skate around. These bike rides are something that me and my sisters actually like to do with each other. Normally we can't stand each other!

Steve Irwin Dead?

Wow now his was a shock to me and my friend Tanner however he died no in a unfight or gang infestation but a stingray accident! A barb peirced his chest and got him in the heart. He was filming a documentary about ocean life evedently an he accidentely pissed off a sting ray. Pretty crazy eh? This gave me such a shock that it almost gave me a heart attack. Father of two, Steve will leave behind a family of 3 to his wife Terri Irwin. His show called Crocodile Hunter or Croc Diaries was alredy cancelled by my part and the show was not getting any better. However I do feel sorrow for the Irwin family. This will change everyone life at the Australlia Zoo. This conservationist will be deeply missed for many many years to come. I am terribly sorry to Terri Irwin and her children.

Steve Irwin 1962-2006

My Equipment

I love my glove. My glove is the best real glove out there. Now many people say that their glove is the best but they were wrong. This glove is my baby. I have been playing withit for three years now and I love it so much. It doesn't even require any energy to open my glove. It is so broken in that I can open it without haveing to think about opening it. Now I play second base and shortstop and the glove I use is perfect for both positions. I also pitch and I can throw a good seventy miles an hour. My pitching coaches always tell me that I need to get a smaller glove for pitching and feilding because I have to lug it around. But I like to lug it around I mean why would I switch gloves when I am perfectly used to this one? And because I really don't want to buy a new glove. My Rawlings is not one of the newer additions to the Rawling company but I just love it. Whenever people want to try to use my glove they alwys say that it is broken in a lot and it is! I over it so much that I personally broke it in myself. Every day, well maybe not every day but a lot!

Now this is my new hat. I am on a travelng baseball team so we get new hats every year. My team is called the P-Town Bombers. Our team is realy good. We are so good that we even have a practice today at 3:00 pm. This hat is really comfortable and it is mesh so we get a lot of venelation. Our team colors are the same colors as the Texas football team is. You know, the team that used to have Vince Young on it? Yah, I thought that that would jog your memory. Well anyway, our jerseys are very cool and I think that they will be very comfortable also. We have a kid on our team that is 12 and he can grab the rim on a 10 feet tall basketball hoop. He is also really good at baseball. I'm so happy that I am on this team!

South Park

Yes, the moment I've been waiting for. The new season of South Park is premeiring next Wednesday! I love to watch South Park. Every episode is a new experience for me. The normal episodes of South Park are usually about racism or just plain stupid stuff.

My all time favorite character has to be Eric Cartmen from South Park. He is so funny with all of his cussing and stupidness. Now some of his jokes are pretty harsh but I just love them. Normally, I watch South Park every day at six thirty. I've seen a lot of episodes but I haven't seen all of them so I plan on getting all of the seasons on Dvd. My mom might not approve but I wiill jjust tell her that I am Mature and I a used to cussing for I hear it every day. Maybe she'll listen maybe she won't. She probably won't. But maye I can convince her that I really want these Dvd's.

South Park is the best show out there so every day sit down and watch it . But don't watch it with your parents because they might get mad at you. I love this sho w and I hope you do too. Go Cartmen!

Roller Coaster Madness

I love to ride on Roller Coasters. My favorite Roller Coaster I've ever been on is called Goliath. For all of you that don't know what it is it is a Roller Coaster that goes 84 miles an hour! It was that scariest thing I've ever been on. I love Roller Coasters but sometimes I hate them.



Another coaster that I've been on is called Colossus. It is a wooden coaster but it still rocks!
Again I love Roller Coasters, and these two are my favorites!

Tyrannosaurus Rex

As most of you know the Tyrannosaurus Rex has been many a child's favorite dinosaur for many years now. But did any of you know that the Tyrannosaurus Rex has been carrying a load of controversy for a couple of years. Most of the argument are based upon if the Tyrannosaurus Rex or T-Rex was actually a hunting predator. Many scientists think that the T-Rex was too slow to catch it's own food and too big for a stealthy hunt. They now think that the T-Rex was a scavenger. Now this ruin my plans of growing up to be a dinosaur I mean that I used to play with dinosaur action figures when I was little and I would almost always be the T-Rex. Now think about this for a second cause I did and it made me ponder. Would you rather have your child making their T-Rex figure hunt down and kill another action figure or would you rather have your kid knowing that it ate dead things so he went out and killed himself a rat to play with? Hmm? That is a hard question isn't it.

Now I live in California, but I yet to see the all famous Sue. For educational purposes I guess I have to tell you who Sue is. Sue is the biggest T-Rex ever found on Earth. Now how could i not see something like that? I don't know. But I plan on seeing her soon. Eventually she was found in Montana where all the other specimens have been found. Not all of them but a good portion. Digging and finding a gigantic mold eating monster in your back yard must be exciting. Especially if you could still smell his breath! No I'm just kidding but I wonder if you might be able to still smell a dead animals breath after it dies 60 million years ago? Why am I asking myself this? Who knows. No really who knows?

This giant monster standing 16.6 feet tall and weighing as much as an elephant is still one of the worlds greatest predators. These guys could eat you with no problem. I would not want one of these T-Rex's as a pet for obvious reasons! And by the way, look how nasty they are! These animals were definitely put on Earth for a reason.

The Game

Last night I went to a high school football game with my dad and a friend. My dad is a principal at that high school so we knew everyone there. My dad and his friends were calling the plays all night. They go to every football game so I plan on going to every game this year also.

The game was a blast. We lost unfortunately, but the paper said that we would loose by 30 more points, a lot more than we did loose by. Every game I go to we are on the sidelines. I think it is better because you get to see the biggest players hit each other. The team we played my dad said that they had a really good quarter back. He was good. He ran for a touchdown and threw for two more.Our quarter back is also really good but he is a totally different type of quarter back. He runs a lot more than he passes, and in fact I think that their best play is to let the QB drop back and run the ball. We also have a couple of good pass plays that worked for us. We ate and had fun all night and we really enjoyed the big plays and hits. I can't wait until next week!

Football

Every year I play football for our school. I love playing football. For the last two years I played starting tailback but this year I am playing fullback and I like it a lot. I get to run the ball a lot. Dive right, dive left, option right, option left. I have all kinds of plays. Since I know all of you are wondering what a I look like in pads, that is me on the right. I am so good that they let me dance before every game. I love football.

Favorite Songs

Most people think rap is only for black gangsters but it is not at all. I'm a Caucasian and I love to listen to rap. If you think about it, rap songs are actually peoms with beats. Some are about life, death, hobbies, and violence. Personally I like all rap including T.I, Yung Joc and the Ying Yang Twins. I also listen to rock but just not as much.

I love to listen to T.I on my Ipod. My favorite written by T.I is called What You Know. It has the coolest beats I have ever heard. If I could sing them I would but I can't so for your listening pleasure think about me singing in your mind. Yung Joc is a relatively new artist. By the way he has got some great songs like I Know You See It and It's Goin' Down. I love It's Goin' Down. I swear I must listen to it a 1000 times a day. And last but not least are the Ying Yang Twins. I can actually sing the song called Shake all the way through without stopping.

I love to listen to all types of music not including country. I hate that stuff.

The Top Ten Venomous Snakes

Has anyone ever heard of the show The Most Extreme? Well it was on Animal Planet today and they had a special episode where they counted down the most dangerous snakes in the world. So I thought I would write about the most venomous snakes in the world.

At number ten is the Western Brown snake. Known for it's vicious neurotoxic bite, the fast moving Brown Snake is very dangerous and possibly deadly. Brown Snakes are split up into many different sub-species. These species are spread out all over Australia and have been known to bite people repededly, similar to the king cobra who delivers copious amounts of venom into it's prey or enemy. Growing up to six feet in length these snakes are very dangerous and very cool.Also these snakes can kill a 100,000 mice with one bite easily. Now isn't that cool or what?

Number 9 on this weeks countdown is the Death Adder. Obviously the snakes name has to come from someplace reasonable. Hence the word Death Adder. Found in most parts of Austrailla, this short and stocky snake has one heck of a bite. This elapid has hemotoxic venom which causes paralysis. The Death Adder kills many, many people every year. Since most people get bitten while hiking out in the bush they are miles and miles away from the nearest hospital. Mainly preying on mice and frogs these snakes have more than enough venom to kill a human.


Coming in at number eight in the countdown is the Giant Black Tiger Snake. Now I don't know very much about this species except that it is very venomous along with all the other snakes on the list. This snake lives in most parts of Austraillia along with the Death Adder. The most recognizable thing or most interesting thing about this snake is that it uses the tip of it's tongue to lure in prey such as birds, frogs, and other snakes. With this snake very closely related to the regular Tiger Snake they also have similar venom types. I think that this snake looks a lot like a skink without legs. No just kidding. Or it looks like a snake which ever you prefer. These snakes will also kill you so watch where you step!


The number seven spot goes to the Western Tiger Snake. The Western Tiger Snake is a lot alike the Black Tiger Snake. It lives in most parts of Austraillia and it contains very potent venom. This snake also feeds on the same animals that the Black Tiger does. Birds, frogs, and other snakes. Although the color pattern are different these sub-specied cousins are very much alike.Venom is a hemotoxic mixtures that clots your arteries. I wouldn't want to get bit by this animal! Plus this animal grows up to 6 feet in length. Just think how much venom he would pump into your blood stream. Plus it is number seven on the list! Ask yourself, do I want to get bitten by this snake? Hmmmm? Heck no!


Coming in at number six is the Beaked Sea Snake. The Beaked Sea Snake is a medium sized highly venomous snake. In fact, the Beaked Sea Snake is resposible for more than half the sea snake related injuries or deaths. Known for it's incredible manuevering under water the sea snake can aslo come up on land for some sun. These snakes roam from the Persian Gulf all the way to Austraillia. About 1.2 meters in length which is about three feet in America, are not the biggest of all the sea snakes. What used to be thought of as a beak has now been realized as a curvature of the snakes snout. These snakes diet heavily relys on eels and small fish. Since there mouths are too small to get around the bigger fish eels are a perfect meal for them. Like most Sea Snakes their tail is flattend out to a pattle shape instead of a regular tail. These snakes are very unique and they are very venomous. Let's give it up for the sea snakes!


The next snake on the list is the Riesvie Tiger Snake. Not much is known at all about this new species of Tiger snake. All scientists know is that it gets up to six feet long and it is very dangerous. Like all Tigers this snake feeds on small mammals, birds, frogs, and other snakes.This type of snake obviously doesn't need any conservation. And that is a good thing!

Again the Tiger snake makes the list at number four. Although the Eastern Tiger Snake is a sub-species of the Common Tiger the Eastern Tiger is way smaller. Almost two feet smaller that is! It lives in most parts of Austraillia and it contains very potent venom according to many herpitoligists. This snake also feeds on the same animals that the Black Tiger, the Riesvie Tiger, and the Western Tiger do, Birds, frogs, and other snakes. Although the color pattern varies between all the Tiger species this color variation seems to be relatively common. Brown with stripes of grey or darker brown is the normal and most common pattern.


Number three on the list of venomous snakes is the Taipan. This mammal eating snake is number three for a reason. This snake is very very very dangerous. One bite can kill 250,000 mice equivelent to 100 men. One single bite. Wow! The Taipan lives in most parts of Austraillia where it thrives in the dense underbrush and open plains. The Taipan is very closely relately to the Fierce Snake. So close that many people argued why they were seperate species. Well it is quite simple. The Feirce Snakes venom is much more potent for some unknown reason. The Taipans diet cosists of rodents and bandicoots. This snake is 10 times more potent than the Mojave Rattlesnake. That is pretty potent for a snake. The 9 foot long Taipan is the third most venomous snake in the world. Can you wait to find out?


Number two on the list is the Common Brown Snake. Native to Eastern Austraillia only this very potent snake kills many a people a year. Known for it's venom this snake doesn't grow very big. This snake can grow up to a total of 5 feet and no longer. As the Crocodile Hunter would say " Krikey that's a big one. " Well he was lying, they actually don't get that big. Well that's all I know about the king Brown or the Common Brown whichever you prefer.


And the moment that you've all been waiting for. The nuber one most venomous snake inthe world is the Fierce Snake. As I said earlier this snake is very very closely related to the Taipan and in fact some people call it the Taipan. With a neurotoxi venom this snake can kill more than 300,000 mice. In simple terms, if you get bitten by this snake you are going to die no doubt. There is no chance that you would survive unless you got bit right in the hospital doors. People bring these snakes home from over seas and they usely get realy big so if you have a death wish and you want your death to be very painful then this is the guy to hire. Not your local hittman but your snake. Growing up to six feet in length the Fierce Snake is called the Feirce Snake for a reason. There venom actually has a little twist in which the venom gives you excruciating pain to your whole body. The Feirce Snake is the most venomous snake in the world. You do not want to get bitten by this snake because you won't be able to think what went wrong.